(Cue 80's stadium anthem music vamp)
VOICEOVER: "Bud Lite salutes... Real Men of Genius..."
HIGH-VOICED '80s HAIR-BAND SINGER SINGS: "Real Men of Genius"
VOICEOVER: "Today we salute you, Mr. Praise and Worship Band Guitar Player..."
HIGH-VOICED '80s HAIR-BAND SINGER SINGS: "Mr. Praise and Worship Band Guitar Player..."
VOICEOVER: "When other musicians would throw tantrums, you press on toward the goal.
Your only concern is, "Can I get a little more of me in the monitors?"
BG CHICK-GROUP CHANTS: "Deafy-deafy-deaf"
VOICEOVER: "There's no spandex for YOU. When the spotlight shines, you let it shine on someone else, someone real!
...and hopefully not that P&W leader with the perfect hair."
HIGH-VOICED '80s HAIR-BAND SINGER CRIES: "Ooooooooooh!!!"
(Music walks down to bridge)
VOICEOVER: "You are 90% commitment, 10% perspiration, and 0% glory.
You are greased lightning with a capo.
You are willing and able to adjust tempo within a single measure.
...and you aren't afraid to be your own roadie!"
BG CHICK-GROUP WHISPERS: "Arms of steel!"
VOICEOVER: "So crack open an ice-cold Bud Lite, Oh 'King of the Key Change'. Next time you check your ego at the door and submit to someone else's, remember: one day your reward will come. At the end of the service, we're glad our heartstrings were in your hands. "
HIGH-VOICED '80s HAIR-BAND SINGER SINGS: "Mr. Praise and Worship Band Guitar Player..."
(Music swells and stings)
VOICEOVER: "Bud Lite Beer, Anheiser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri"
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